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Pet Hates  (c) 2003 Comedy People Ltd

Scene: A TV studio of some sort.

ANGELA:
Hello, and welcome to 'Pet Hates'. a new forum for the airing of your very own pet hates.
Tonight, I am joined by Brian Wilkins of Gants Hill who is going to share his very own pet hate with us. Brian, what is your pet hate?

BRIAN STANDS, AND SHOUTS...

BRIAN:       
I hate my dog!!

Pause.

ANGELA:
Thank you, Brian. Join us next week when Jane Ripley from Cirencester will slag off her cat. Goodnight.

ANGELA AND BRIAN AD-LIB AS LIGHTS GO DOWN.