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War Criminal  (c) 2003 Comedy People Ltd

V/O: And now on Radio Four, 'A Day In The Life Of...'
joins Hans Meckler, an escaped Nazi War criminal.

(FX: THEME MUSIC)

HANS: I get up at around seven thirty, have breakfast
and then read the paper. After lunch I watch some
television until dinner time. Then I read a book
and go to bed. It's the same all week, except on
Sunday, when I read in the afternoon instead of
watching television.

(PAUSE)

Well, what did you expect? I can't go anywhere,
can I?

(PAUSE)

Wait a minute! Did you tell anyone you were
coming here?

(FADE)

Quick! I must hide my Wagner records.