Baywatch Sketch (c) 2003 Comedy
People Ltd
WE SEE TWO LIFEGUARDS, DRESSED IN TRENDY SWIMMING COSTUMES, JUST LIKE BAYWATCH
THEY SCAN THE IMAGINARY COASTLINE THROUGH BINOCULARS.
FRANK
Has that new lifeguard arrived yet?
PAM
Yes. He's just getting changed.
FRANK
(Suddenly noticing an incident out to sea) Well, send him out immediately! Looks like
trouble!
PAM
(Yelling, off camera)Ted! Get onto the beach now! Swimmer in trouble - needs a
lifeguard!
TED
(O.o.v) Coming!
TED, THE LIFEGUARD, RUNS ON.
HE IS DEFINITELY A LIFEGUARD…
ONLY, HE IS ONE OF HER MAJESTY'S LIFEGUARDS, RESPLENDENT IN FULL CEREMONIAL UNIFORM AND
CARRYING A SWORD ALOFT.
HE RUNS INTO SHOT, TRIPS OVER AND CAN'T GET UP DUE TO THE WEIGHT OF HIS BREASTPLATE.
TED
Be right with you! Hang on a sec…(ad lib)
FRANK AND PAM EXCHANGE GLANCES